Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Vote-a-post

Here is my idea:

Leave a comment about an MP/topic/current event and I will write a post about them. Simple and good inspiration.

So, to quote Scaryduck, Vote-me-do!

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

PC Gone Mad!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/4284522.stm

Oh my god! How pathetic!! This is what all our taxes for the NHS are paying for. We pay however much percentage of our taxes for some bloody bimbo bint to sit there and spout euro-shite nonsense and PC* bullshit. Gimme a break.

When i see a 4 week old baby making a speech in front of an audience explaining how his/her human rights were infringed by people loooking at him/her and admiring him I will relent, but until then, the PC brigade can get stuffed.

Tossers.

*PC= Politically Correct, essentially all a load of shite.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Madsra

So a judge in the southern iraqi city of Basra has issued a warrant for the arrest of the 2 British servicemen who were rescued from the hands of militants earlier this week.

FUCK OFF!!

They really think we are going to hand over two of our SAS members to a police force that, by their own admission, is full of secret anti-coalition insurgents for a crime they havent committed? Dont think so.

I'm not happy with the situation in Iraq but now we are there and when Our Lads our getting firebombed for helping to protect those very same people it pisses me off enormously.

Thankfully the MoD is standing behind our lads and having some balls for a change.

You want Our Lads?

COME AND GET THEM!!!!!

Bastards.

Friday, September 23, 2005

Happy Birthday

A BIG Happy Birthday shout to my fellow blogger The Station Master!! Pop over to The Station Logbook and wish him a happy birthday! It's the big '30'!

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Al Qaeda can kiss my shiny metal ass

Simple as.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Blame Them Over There

These are 2 news headlines I have seen last night and today:

'Gordon Brown calls for universal action over oil'

'Blair urges UN action of hate preachers'

What do this say to you?

To me, it screams 'Its our fault but lets blame someone else before we get off our arses'

Mr Brown, whilst you are calling for 'universal action' your country is being royally screwed because you wont lower fuel duty. This is a problem you can sort out so stoping blaming someone else.

Mr Blair, whilst you are urging the UN these hate preachers are spouting their filth and pestilence on OUR home soil. Do you need the UN's permission to mark the bastards to the end of Brighton pier and wish them a nice swim? No. So fecking get up and do it!!

The UN is bloody useless, it needs disbanding and a new, better alternative created. And please, no-one call this a 'committee'. They are unanimously the longest, slowest and most annoying way of making a decision.

So kids, what have we learnt today?

Blame Someone Else!!

Government Pah! Wankers.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

New Arrival

A little more upbeat that usual but I would just like to announce that at 18.36 on 12th September 2005 I became an uncle. James was born a little bit premature but he is a healty 5lb3oz. Mother and baby are doing fine!!

Hehehehe Uncle Smee

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Sick of It

I'm sick of it. I've had it up to here. Absolutely fed up with it.

What is 'It' you may ask?

Well, 'It' is the religious message broadcast by one of my former favourite shows, The Simpsons, and it's sister show, Futurama. Now, there has always been a few references here and there about living 'the good christian life' but even since the Bush administration came to power it seems like every other episode is trying to tell me to become a christian. Which, I might add, offends me deeply. I used to love The Simpsons, but now, no. It's just so god-damned infruriating!
Futurama tipped the boat today. They actually impied 'God' existed and created the universe and the whole 'Intelligent Design'* bullshit. I cant describe how offended I was that The Simpsons is being used in such a propagational manner.

Fuckers.

I Knew It!!!!

I bloody knew it! Tesco's are communists!! Has everyone seen the new ad? Oh My God!! Bloody communists!! Advertising their clothing range with the attibutes of propaganda broadcasting a strong image of the U.S.S.R. Of every £8 I spend £1 goes to them communists!! Aaarrgh!!

Friday, September 09, 2005

Time

Isn't it funny how time seems to fly? Sometimes. Of course, when you are in work it drags it feet but as soon as you are off work WHAM!! Where did the time go? It has nothing to do with fun, it's all about perceptions. When I am in work I have a tendancy to clock-watch, so I always know what time it is. I dont when i'm not in work. I should. Crap. Also, upcoming post on something, not sure what yet, I'll decide when i get home.